Patchling Surprise Bags — Pick Your Fate or Let the Dice Decide

This is the final release of my Patchlings in a surprise format.

Each bag is packed by hand and includes at least one Patchling—
and some bags have more… plus a mix of books, journals, and self-care surprises.

You can choose your number, or let me roll the dice and see what finds you.

Only 80 Bags Available!

WHAT YOU’LL GET

Every bag includes:

• At least 1 Patchling (originally $28–$30 each)

Some bags also include:

• 365 Days of I Am Statements books (hardcover ~$30 / softcover ~$20)

• Journal bundles (3 journals — ~$40+ value)

• Self-love & personal growth books (authors like Jen Sincero, Kamal Ravikant, Susan Albers, and more)

• Extras like:

  • polished amethysts

  • mirrors

  • scrunchies

  • pens

  • tea & self-care items

Some bags are simple.
Some are stacked.
A few are wild.

THE EXPERIENCE

This isn’t just a product—it’s a moment.

• Choose your number
  OR

• Let me roll the dice for you 🎲

Every bag is pre-packed and mixed.
Some are a little extra special.

PRICING

1 Bag — $25
4 Bags — $90 (more chances, better odds 👀)

Optional:
Video Pull — $5
Watch your bag get chosen and opened on video.

(Some video pulls may get a little extra surprise added in.)

A NOTE ON VALUE

A single Patchling originally sold for $28–$30.

Many bags also include books, journals, and extras that bring the total value well beyond the cost of the bag.

But the real value?

You won’t know exactly what you’re getting until it’s yours.

SHIPPING SURPRISE

When I pack your order, I sometimes tuck in a little extra.

No promises. No patterns.
Just something I felt like adding.

SHIPPING

Shipping is calculated at a simple flat rate based on how many bags you order:

• $6 base + $2 per bag

• Example:
  1 bag = $8 shipping
  2 bags = $10
  3 bags = $12
  4 bags = $14

Orders of 5 or more bags ship FREE (U.S. only)

Because each bag is different (some include books and heavier items), this helps keep shipping fair and predictable for everyone.

All orders are packed with care and may ship via USPS depending on size and weight.

IMPORTANT NOTES

• All bags are final sale (part of the surprise)

• Each bag is packed in advance

• Quantities are limited — once they’re gone, they’re gone

• Offer available for US Residents only

LIMITED RUN

This is the last time these Patchlings will be available like this and there are only 80 Surprise Bags available.

If you’ve been waiting, this is your moment.