Do you trust the Patch?
This is your chance to welcome a one-of-a-kind Patchling into your life—without knowing who or what is coming your way.
You might get a tiny, anxious Pickle.
You might get a wise, seasonal Pumpkin.
You might even get a plushie so rare it hasn’t been seen outside the yarn dimension.
🎃 A Pumpkin Patchling
🥒 A Pickle Patchling
🥔 A Potato Patchling
🍠 A Sweet Potato Patchling
👀 A Jumbo mystery friend or Unreleased Patchling (they exist)
??? (That’s part of the fun)
You don’t choose the Patchling.
The Patchling chooses you.
A unique, handmade Patchling plushie
A handwritten name tag (name, birthday, tagline)
A handmade, signed affirmation card
Each Mystery Patchling is a complete member of the Positivity Produce Patch—no seconds, no rejects, no filler. Just plushie fate in a cozy mailer.
You cannot request a type. That’s not how destiny works.
You might receive a Patchling that hasn’t even been listed yet.
You may adopt multiple Mystery Patchlings in one order—they’ll all be different, unless the Patch is feeling mischievous.
If you like control, this may not be for you.
If you like mystery, chaos, and soft things with personalities... welcome to your new favorite button.
✨ Limited quantities. High emotional payoff.
Trust the Patch.
Do you trust the Patch?
This is your chance to welcome a one-of-a-kind Patchling into your life—without knowing who or what is coming your way.
You might get a tiny, anxious Pickle.
You might get a wise, seasonal Pumpkin.
You might even get a plushie so rare it hasn’t been seen outside the yarn dimension.
🎃 A Pumpkin Patchling
🥒 A Pickle Patchling
🥔 A Potato Patchling
🍠 A Sweet Potato Patchling
👀 A Jumbo mystery friend or Unreleased Patchling (they exist)
??? (That’s part of the fun)
You don’t choose the Patchling.
The Patchling chooses you.
A unique, handmade Patchling plushie
A handwritten name tag (name, birthday, tagline)
A handmade, signed affirmation card
Each Mystery Patchling is a complete member of the Positivity Produce Patch—no seconds, no rejects, no filler. Just plushie fate in a cozy mailer.
You cannot request a type. That’s not how destiny works.
You might receive a Patchling that hasn’t even been listed yet.
You may adopt multiple Mystery Patchlings in one order—they’ll all be different, unless the Patch is feeling mischievous.
If you like control, this may not be for you.
If you like mystery, chaos, and soft things with personalities... welcome to your new favorite button.
✨ Limited quantities. High emotional payoff.
Trust the Patch.
