Mystery Patchling

🎁 Mystery Patchling – A Surprise Adoption from the Positivity Produce Patch

Do you trust the Patch?

This is your chance to welcome a one-of-a-kind Patchling into your life—without knowing who or what is coming your way.

You might get a tiny, anxious Pickle.
You might get a wise, seasonal Pumpkin.
You might even get a plushie so rare it hasn’t been seen outside the yarn dimension.

❓What You Might Receive:

• 🎃 A Pumpkin Patchling

• 🥒 A Pickle Patchling

• 🥔 A Potato Patchling

• 🍠 A Sweet Potato Patchling

• 👀 A Jumbo mystery friend or Unreleased Patchling (they exist)

• More than one Patchling (it could happen!)

• ??? (That’s part of the fun)

You don’t choose the Patchling.
The Patchling chooses you.

✨ What Comes With It:

• A unique, handmade Patchling plushie

• A handwritten name tag (name, birthday, tagline)

• A handmade, signed affirmation card

Each Mystery Patchling is a complete member of the Positivity Produce Patch—no seconds, no rejects, no filler. Just plushie fate in a cozy mailer.

🌟 Important Notes:

• You cannot request a type. That’s not how destiny works.

• You might receive a Patchling that hasn’t even been listed yet.

• You may adopt multiple Mystery Patchlings in one order—they’ll all be different, unless the Patch is feeling mischievous.

💌 Adoption Disclaimer:

If you like control, this may not be for you.
If you like mystery, chaos, and soft things with personalities... welcome to your new favorite button.

✨ Limited quantities. High emotional payoff.
Trust the Patch.