Meet the Potato Patchlings:
Soft, grounded, and emotionally reliable. These quiet companions are the plushie version of that one friend who checks on you when you haven’t texted in three days and responds to chaos with, “Do you want mashed or baked?”
Handmade with all the lumpy love in the world, each Potato Patchling is one-of-a-kind—just like your coping mechanisms.
Will you get a Sweet Potato?
A Russet?
A New Potato?
Adopt one to find out. Remember, the Potato chooses YOU!
A handwritten name tag with their name, birthday, and highly relatable tagline
A handmade affirmation card (unique to your Patchling)
A plushie that may be slightly lopsided and deeply reassuring
You won’t pick a specific potato—you’ll pick the type, and the Patch will pair you with your perfect spud
Potatoes are approximately 4–5 inches of squishy wisdom
Each one is perfectly imperfect, a small beanbag of feelings stitched by a human, not a factory
1 Potato Patchling plushie (handmade, unique)
1 handwritten name tag
1 handmade affirmation card
✨ These Patchlings are made in small batches. Once they’re gone, they’re off to their cozy forever homes.
Trust the Patch.
Meet the Potato Patchlings:
Soft, grounded, and emotionally reliable. These quiet companions are the plushie version of that one friend who checks on you when you haven’t texted in three days and responds to chaos with, “Do you want mashed or baked?”
Handmade with all the lumpy love in the world, each Potato Patchling is one-of-a-kind—just like your coping mechanisms.
Will you get a Sweet Potato?
A Russet?
A New Potato?
Adopt one to find out. Remember, the Potato chooses YOU!
A handwritten name tag with their name, birthday, and highly relatable tagline
A handmade affirmation card (unique to your Patchling)
A plushie that may be slightly lopsided and deeply reassuring
You won’t pick a specific potato—you’ll pick the type, and the Patch will pair you with your perfect spud
Potatoes are approximately 4–5 inches of squishy wisdom
Each one is perfectly imperfect, a small beanbag of feelings stitched by a human, not a factory
1 Potato Patchling plushie (handmade, unique)
1 handwritten name tag
1 handmade affirmation card
✨ These Patchlings are made in small batches. Once they’re gone, they’re off to their cozy forever homes.
Trust the Patch.
