Welcome to the pickle jar of your dreams.
These Pocket-Sized Patchlings may be smaller than their pumpkin cousins, but they’re packed with personality—and just a little salt.
Each one is 100% handmade and completely unique. When you adopt a Pickle Patchling, you’ll receive:
A handwritten name tag with their name, birthday, and suspiciously specific tagline
A handmade affirmation card, perfect for fridge wisdom or desk motivation
A plushie who is probably small, dramatic, and excellent at secrets
You won’t choose the specific pickle—you’ll choose the type, and the Patch will send you the perfect briny buddy
All Patchlings are perfectly imperfect, with visible stitching, quirks, and more personality than some people
1 one-of-a-kind Pickle Patchling plushie (approx. 3–4" tall)
1 handwritten name tag
1 handmade affirmation card
Your new favorite emotional support condiment
✨ Adopt while the brine is fresh. Quantities are limited.
Trust the Patch.
Welcome to the pickle jar of your dreams.
These Pocket-Sized Patchlings may be smaller than their pumpkin cousins, but they’re packed with personality—and just a little salt.
Each one is 100% handmade and completely unique. When you adopt a Pickle Patchling, you’ll receive:
A handwritten name tag with their name, birthday, and suspiciously specific tagline
A handmade affirmation card, perfect for fridge wisdom or desk motivation
A plushie who is probably small, dramatic, and excellent at secrets
You won’t choose the specific pickle—you’ll choose the type, and the Patch will send you the perfect briny buddy
All Patchlings are perfectly imperfect, with visible stitching, quirks, and more personality than some people
1 one-of-a-kind Pickle Patchling plushie (approx. 3–4" tall)
1 handwritten name tag
1 handmade affirmation card
Your new favorite emotional support condiment
✨ Adopt while the brine is fresh. Quantities are limited.
Trust the Patch.
